Away message.

Hi all! I'm so sorry I took a little break and didn't even have the courtesy of posting an away message. Ok so I was gone for more than just a little break. Ok ok, so it was longer than 2 weeks but what can I say I was on holiday! Ok, ok so I wasn't on holiday, instead I was at home sick w/ the plague. Alright I didn't have the plague but it sure felt like it. Incidentally any of you ladies who has a husband who understands what his role is to be when you are sick you should thank him now and tell him how much you appreciate that he knows what he's supposed. I love Mr. G. to death and he is a wonderful man, husband and father but boy oh boy when I'm sick I am left to fend for myself. I mean I get up and get my own medicine, water, food...well I do it all when I'm sick and feel as though I'm dying. You would not have been able to walk into my house that week because my poor Mr. G. God bless his soul does not know how to handle kids, sick wife and housework all at the same time. I think one day I'll leave him for several hours alone with the kids when there's food shopping, laundry and housework to be done as a sort of boot camp type thing and see where that leaves us. Don't misunderstand, my husband DOES housework, laundry, cooking, cleaning, changing diapers, the whole nine yards but he's inexperienced in doing all these things while trying to keep order with our two toddlers lil' Lady G. and lil' Lord G. I have been very blessed that my husband does know how to do more than other husbands but my poor man is not very keen on being left alone with the kiddos. Maybe he fears the worst but then in his defense with two toddlers the worst CAN happen and it sure has to me so I don't blame him. Anywho, I was left dying on my bed for days straight while Mr. G's attempts to help me were to take the kids away (out of the house) to let me rest while laundry piled up and dishes collected mold in the sink. Oh boy, I'm so glad to be feeling better and now that order has somewhat been restored I have some free time to blog again and catch up on some Crazy Facebook Status Tuesday (CFST). While bed ridden and hoping to be beaten in the head by a hammer rather than feel as sick as I did I was of course scrolling through my Facebook to find anything that would lift my spirits and as I reached for yet another tissue and more Tylenol Severe Cold which apparently means severe cold as in you have sniffles and a very bad headache not however, severe as in you feel as though every breath you take would be your last and you're starting to see strange leprechaun figures dancing around your room warning about the oil situation on our planet I stumbled upon a few Crazy Facebook Statuses and took mental note to include those in my next post. Now mental note was not a good idea when I was as sick as I was because I'm pretty sure that at some point in there I was unsure who that strange man standing above me was and why those children kept telling me they love me, I did however manage to hang on to the mental image of two of those statuses and I'll share them with you now. These both offered no explanation as to what they meant even when people posted comments demanding to know the meaning of such a post so it's all left up to your imagination. A. Drinking is Thinkin'!
Now I ask, wth is that supposed to mean? Even when you're drunk it wouldn't make sense.

B. How the hell am I supposed to upload a picture of a Manatee?
What?! I can't even say any more on this one.

Share with me your Crazy Facebook Statuses and we can all have a good laugh...hopefully we can cheer up someone who is very sickly and bedridden and thinking about all the chores that await her when she's finally well again, yay.

Note: Crazy Facebook Status Tuesday (CFST) will still remain on Tuesdays. I'll see ya again next Tuesday!

and remember,
don't let the day get you down, just Xtreme cheese!